I have been racking my brains, trying to figure out just who is sending me spoof emails pretending to be a two bit agent called Raymond Delauney… I accused JonnyB, then Trevor, but no-one is owning up…
The latest instalment arrived this morning:
11 August 2006 11:42
Re: Possible deal
To: Petite Anglaise
Apologies – I’ve been very busy on the other projects and accordingly had to but your bunsen on the back burner for now.
On a side issue I have sent a couple of scripts over to a few producer friends – I’ve not had any initial feedback yet which is a good sign as we’ve not been rejected out of hand. I suspect they may contact me with an offer on the gay sailor film (Bowled Over in Basra).
I’ve mentioned you’d likely to be on board once I’ve finalised a few figures.
How old are you? Might be able to help you out with an advertising deal.
I got a couple of marketing contacts who are keen to push pentapeptides. It’s some bullshit cream that makes the skin look younger. Undoubtedly a bag of crap but the guys at oil of Ulay did okay out of something similar… What do you reckon a ulay is, anyway?
They’ve slapped a scientific name on it with a fancy price and expect it to shift off the shelves – bought by gullible broads (that’s all of them, then). Someone told me I was gullible once – and I believed him!
I might be able to cut a sponsorship deal. How many hits does your site get?
In that blog of yours you say something along the lines of:
“Woke up today, feeling groggy after an interminable night of tossing and turning, my satin nighty chafing my thighs etc
I tried some pentapeptides last night (from Boots at £12.99) and I was amazed at how much younger my skin looks…”
Have a think on it.
I am perplexed.