Am feeling exhausted today. Drained, wan and uninspired.
So I hope you will excuse me for foisting upon you a search terms post. Yes, that old lazy blogging chestnut. It is Friday after all. And I do pay sitemeter a handsome € 5 a month in order to be privy to this fascinating information, so I owe it to myself to get some mileage out of it occasionally.
To whom it may concern:
what does moi mean, in regards to drugs?
I think it means “Me, me, me, I want some, give them to ME”. I can’t think of any other possible explanation. Unless it’s an übercool new name for crystal meth. Sorry I can’t be of more assistance. Try asking metafilter. Metafilter knows everything.
suppository punishment (see also ginger suppository punishment)
Ok, so I didn’t know that ginger suppositories existed, but I do now. I fail to understand how I came to have the dubious honour of being number two on google for this search term, but I’m hoping that after today’s post, I’ll be in the coveted number 1 position.
(update: it worked!)
is the holy grail in the louvre?
Sign up for your own guided Da Vinci Code Tour here! Rates start from € 100 for an hour-long tour, in the company of petite anglaise, during which you may pay your respects to Mary, before taking in Virgin Records, Esprit, Natures et Decouvertes and Sephora.
I hope after scrolling through twenty four pages of google results and clicking on every single result you weren’t too disappointed. I can’t decide whether to feel flattered that you chose to stay for four minutes.
how to mummify a tadpole?
Now it’s your turn. Make me giggle at my monitor. Please. I need all the help I can get to get through today.