petite anglaise

September 3, 2004

humour me

Filed under: misc — petiteanglaiseparis @ 3:44 pm

Sheep in suspenders doing karate, raunchy young wenches in ovengloves baking lasagna, Britney Spears in a fur-trimmed negligé contemplating a mountain of ironing, secret webcam shows saucy antics in the girls’ locker room, bored housewives watching Richard and Judy wearing heated rollers, the kama sutra on ice interpreted by Torville & Dean, George W and his secret harem of Brasilian ladyboys playing golf in Austrian national dress. Kirsty Allsopp’s sex therapist spills the beans about her client’s BDSM fantasies. Fancy a change of career? Free pole dancing and lap dancing tuition here

Sorry. It was purely for my own amusement when I browse the sitemeter stats to see how people got here and using which search words.

A proper post will follow shortly.


  1. If you mention Kirsty Allsopp, those Google searches come flooding in.

    Mentioning sex in the same sentence will bring in even more.

    Go on. You know you want to.

    Comment by Tim — September 23, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  2. Glad to oblige.

    Comment by petite anglaise — September 23, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  3. I found you after reading an article in the Message newsletter- are you a member of this org?

    Comment by Suziboo — October 13, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

  4. I am, but rather a passive one I’m afraid as I work and only manage to make it to the occasional dinner.

    Feel free to email for a chat – but I want to preserve my anonymity on this site.

    Comment by petite anglaise — October 13, 2004 @ 3:24 pm

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