Don’t ask me why, but I have just been entertaining myself by calculating what I could buy from ebay if I had one euro for every nappy/diaper I have changed over the past thirteen months. The result is this, which I’m sure would better equip me to do my job. The frog would be able to buy this, with the paltry sum he would have at his disposal. He’s not exactly what you would call a ‘new man’.
I suppose I should be thankful he’s not auctioning me [broken link to German model girlfriend being auctioned on ebay – I guess the e bay police deleted the entry!] on ebay though.