Comments on: misdirected

By: reachy

reachy — Mon, 21 Mar 2005 11:26:53 +0000

“animated pussy mow shave” – think I know exactly what thy were looking for; a cute animated gif of a tatto of a stickman moving the proverbial lawn. Can’t find it now though.

By: shellorz

shellorz — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 13:54:24 +0000

5€ a month? Sounds like a ripoff.
Amen isn’t such a great webhost anyway. I pay 24€ a year per site for our webhosts and it includes the famous “awstats” (which provides the list of queries by keyphrase or keyword that lead people to your site).:wink:

I have noticed that porn sites now try to refer to your (general ‘your’)site so it becomes a new kinda “add” in your stats pages such as firsttimeauditions dot com . I wondered what it was… until I went there. Damn now I get spam in my stats !!:sad:

By: BHR

BHR — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 12:03:37 +0000

Excellent – all the pages I’ve found haven’t been animated :eek:

By: petite

petite — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:51:37 +0000

just had a visitor via “animated pussy mow shave”
:shock:

By: BHR

BHR — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:03:06 +0000

dr Dave – had a look. Yours are definitely more wierd than mine:) Incidentally, I also had someone looking for “padawan” who ended up at my site about two months ago. I had to Google it myself to find out what it meant.

I also think I’ve got someone Google stalking me. Term like “BHR location”, “BHR real name”, “BHR’s address” and “who is BHR PhotoSydney” seem to be cropping up a little too often for comfort.

By: Scroobious

Scroobious — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:13:32 +0000

How to mummify a tadpole:

1) Have French baby girl.
2) Wait 20-30 years.
3) Spend much of that time convincing baby girl that motherhood is both fulfilling and fun, and that it is her sole duty on this planet to make you a grandma. Nag until she has a baby of her own.
4) Bingo. Mum-ified Tadpole.

By: dr Dave

dr Dave — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 08:55:45 +0000

Ha… and you think your queries are strange? How many people do you have coming to your page looking for “terrorist zombies pictures” or the ever popular “schoolgirl upskirt pictures”…

One day, I will make a book off these…
:roll:

By: BHR

BHR — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 03:37:45 +0000

Ooh - get get lots of strange ones. They range from the obscene: topless photos beach - they end up here (work safe link) topless backpackers lying on their backs - classy... f***ing on the beach - what kind of site do they think I have? To the odd: cause of asian tsunami or photos Asian tsunami australian farmers interwar photos pics of manly beach in the olden days funny photographs of lawn bowls - maybe understandable, see here To the plain bizarre: brush farm netball courts - ? lawn mowing - again, ? I've noticed that most of this misdirected traffic seems to come from Yahoo! searches. I suggest to anyone who uses Yahoo! that thy consider switching to anoter search engine.

By: DDJ

DDJ — Sat, 19 Mar 2005 01:45:07 +0000

On one of my personal sites, someone found it with “amelie naked phonebooth,” which I guess is at least a reasonable porn request. But I definitely don’t host anything that exciting.

By: alex

alex — Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:01:06 +0000

“Cervical mucus porn.”

Which I thought was pretty weird.