Comments on: resolutions by proxy

By: John O'D

John O'D — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 17:06:42 +0000

Do not convey this to Mr Frog. Stopping smoking doesn’t stop you snoring.

By: John O'D

John O'D — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 16:49:07 +0000

Smoking – You can convey this to Mr Frog. I used to stink out l’apart with a serious 40+ a day cigarette habit inspite of nagging from nonsmoking Mme Frogette. Then the day she told me she was finally expecting our hard-to-get-started sprog, I stopped smoking (can you see the halo?)because I didn’t want to pollute their existence. I never started again.

By: Maurine

Maurine — Thu, 06 Jan 2005 22:33:28 +0000

And what about giving up watching Eastenders ?
Naaah, just kidding :lol:

By: Hairy

Hairy — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 13:35:20 +0000

Ah … now I see the alternative text for the picture. The problem was I hadn’t moused over it. Rest assured it has now been thoroughly moused over!

By: deeleea

deeleea — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:07:00 +0000

Hey Petite, you forgot to add…

9. Propose to [insert pet name here]…

By: Amused

Amused — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 23:27:09 +0000

Funny post. Especially the part about the French being lightweight drinkers.

By: stressqueen

stressqueen — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:36:16 +0000

What is it with men and their ‘elastic’ perception of time? I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve had a phone call from the fella at 7 pm saying the ETA is 8pm, and that ‘not to worry, I’ll cook for us both when I get home’. Then I find myself sitting at home, alone and starving at 10 pm, eating toast cause I’ve given up on seeing him before midnight. Then of course one has to put up with the pissed up snoring. It sometimes feels as though even though *he* has a night out *I’m* the one that wakes up exhausted.

Mind you, he’s overdone it a bit lately, and is now on an enforced detox for the rest of Jan, while I contently waft my glass of delicious red wine under his nose.

By: petite

petite — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:45:40 +0000

witho – mmmm maybe you are onto something there. I’m picturing a kind of 80′s aerobics outfit in electric blue.

Maybe one of my knitting blog visitors could knock out a pair of legwarmers to go with that ensemble?

By: witho

witho — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:36:23 +0000

Hmmm, I see your issue. How about dressing her entirely in Lycra? Hmmm, maybe not… :wink:

By: Nicolas

Nicolas — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:30:57 +0000

Petite, are you a clone of my wife, or are all girls the same ? My own “petite Ã moi” just sort of abandoned asking me to stop smoking, but, for the remaining, is just exactly the same as you.
Argh. Or are all parisian males coming back from work one hour after what they promised ?